- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
Here’s a little chair into which you can strap your kid and force them to watch you take a dump. Neat, huh?
you can strap them in just in case things get bumpy
i don’t think you guys have ever been around children long enough to know that they can squirm out of fucking azkaban and if you take your eyes off of them for two godamn seconds they will burn down the bathroom before you can blink your motherfucking eyes and then they’ll innocently bat their own squinty lil peepers as the fire trucks arive
If i delete your text messages from my phone it’ll be like you never existed
Like you never happened
I never met you you’d be a stranger again
But keeping them and seeing them
Hurts all the same
making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems
Ponce’s Firehouse - Ponce, Puerto Rico
Historical and colorful Ponce’s Firehouse located behind the Cathedral, Ponce, P.R.